Important things I’ve learned from fanfics:

any-one00:

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Pay close attention to the local coffee shop’s barista, chances are they are the love of your life

– Pretending to be in a relationship to make someone jealous will probably work, just maybe not in the way you expect it to

– If you are going to listen to people’s conversations behind doors, LISTEN TO THE WHOLE FREAKING THING

– Make sure the person you are talking in your way to a job interview is not your future boss

– Shower sex is actually possible