H.A.N.N.I.B.A.L.

inglenookie:

“Graham. Just the man I was looking for.”

“Another body?”

“No no. Nothing like that. You’ll like this. A little break from your field work. It’s a consulting gig. Harvard has got some new profiling program they want the BAU to take a look at.”

“Program? As in computers?”

“I know what you’re thinking but the techy stuff is already done. They just need some user interface testing. Someone to tell them if it works how it’s supposed to.”

“Why me? I don’t even use my computer for anything but email.”

“Ah, but that brain of yours. It’s all about connections, Will. You might even outsmart the damn thing. That would be valuable feedback.”

“I’m really kind of busy, Jack. Maybe you could ask-”

“I’m asking you. Here. Just take a look at the file. Think on it.”

“Fine. What’s this thing called? The Harvard-”

“It’s part of the Harvard Advanced Neural Network Interactive Bio-metric Analysis Lab. I know it’s a mouthful. We’re calling it H.A.N.N.I.B.A.L.”

“… Hannibal.”

(for @hanniscats <3)