know what’s wild? that the trope of like “my father always wanted a son so he treated me, his daughter, like a boy” is so popular and like lowkey loved, but if you ever saw a mother who talked about how much she wanted a daughter instead of a son, or if she treated her son like a girl, like??? people would think she’s awful and that poor boy??
damn wonder why that is 😒
i was high af when i wrote this but it’s still true
The latter is literally the plot of some horror movies.
“No no. Nothing like that. You’ll like this. A little break from your field work. It’s a consulting gig. Harvard has got some new profiling program they want the BAU to take a look at.”
“Program? As in computers?”
“I know what you’re thinking but the techy stuff is already done. They just need some user interface testing. Someone to tell them if it works how it’s supposed to.”
“Why me? I don’t even use my computer for anything but email.”
“Ah, but that brain of yours. It’s all about connections, Will. You might even outsmart the damn thing. That would be valuable feedback.”
“I’m really kind of busy, Jack. Maybe you could ask-”
“I’m asking you. Here. Just take a look at the file. Think on it.”
“Fine. What’s this thing called? The Harvard-”
“It’s part of the Harvard Advanced Neural Network Interactive Bio-metric Analysis Lab. I know it’s a mouthful. We’re calling it H.A.N.N.I.B.A.L.”
So after watching Dracula the Musical this Hannigram Dracula AU became a guilty pleasure for me..?? LOL
Mina (the heroin of Dracula, who is a reincarnation of Dracula’s dead lover) is a shorten for Wilhelmina.
Wilhelmina is of course, a feminine form of Wilhelm.
WILHELM IS A GERMAN VERSION OF WILLIAM.
And at least in the version I know, Dracula and Mina’s relationship is basically “I KNOW YOU LOVE ME WE ARE SOUL MATES AND WE MUST BE TOGETHER SO I WILL TURN YOU INTO A VAMPIRE SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER.”
isn’t this basically how Hannigram works?
THIS IS TOO PERFECT
I think in my head this Will is kind of a mix of Mina, Harker, and Van Helsing…? LOL IDEK
Anyway guys Dracula Musical is awesome… (well the story is kinda weird but the songs are soooooooo good). Even if you are like me who actively dislike Vampires, you might like it…?? LOL If you are interested, here -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uynq9M7QXhM
Oh and that Nosferatu!Hannibal’s look is based on:
Everything about that drawing is perfection. PERFECTION
Aajkllkjlkgfsdfdakjghjk! Oh my god this is glorious!
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