existingcharactersdiehorribly: incorrectlyeverything: “not all men” you’re right, will graham would never
asexualbookbird: me: look at this book i just bought! someone: ive been meaning to read that let me know how it is! me: bold of you to assume i’ll read this right away and not let it sit on my shelf for ten years
Jack: I nuzzle my dad while he sleeps. | Harley: My kisses are so big and sloppy. | Max: My fur is too soft and pettable! Ellie: I make my dad brush me all the time! | Zoe: MY SMILE IS PERFECT | Buster: I’m too adorable and chubby Winston: I always run away to find my dad embulalia: Local man attempts to shame his dogs with confessional signs but can’t find it in his heart to say a single bad thing about any of them (signs’ text are repeated in the captions in case my handwriting is illegible) Bonus:
sympathyforthecannibal: “The cold? I am a Viking, I can get around.” —Mads Mikkelsen on filming Arctic
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