l0vegl0wsinthedark:

nomzoms:

analyticalsenshi:

hogwartsaheadcanon:

beautyandthepriest:

concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’

And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’

Third year he eats Scabbers and saves them all a lot of time

my hand slipped

LOOK AT HER SHE IS A RAY OF SUNSHINE

melifair:

toboldlywrite:

ask-frostiron:

Person: Your writing is so good!

Me:

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You have been visited by the Thor of Positivity™! Take pride in your work and be confident in it! It may not be perfect but he knows you are working very hard and pouring your passion into it and therefore it is a Good Thing. 

THE THOR OF POSITIVITY SHALL NOW AND FOREVER MORE BE THE BEST THING EVER

I see you, Fan fic Writer!

omgeveryonetookthegoodnames:

Writing “The _______ AU that no one asked for” like its mandatory. Let me tell you something.

I’m always asking for it. It doesn’t matter if it’s an over-saturated trope or a weird one that you just made up.

Got a Soulmate AU? I want it. A Crossover AU? I want it. That one, I don’t know what the hell that is, but I want it.

Never think no one is asking for you’re ideas because I’m practically begging for them.