Reel Hannibal 2018

reel-hannibal:

Welcome to Reel Hannibal! A Reel Fest is
a challenge for creators, just like a Big Bang or prompt calendar.
However, instead of focusing on word counts or specific daily prompts, a
Reel Fest focuses on other mediums of media, usually movies.

So
if you’ve ever wanted to take some of our fandom characters and cast them in a movie or television show or video game, come join us! Any and all pairings are welcome, and creations can be fanfiction, fan art, videos, manips, etc.

Signs ups are set to go live on April 4 to coincide with the airing of the first ever Hannibal episode.

For more information:

If you have any additional questions, feel free to contact the mod at reelhannibal@gmail.com or send an ask.

Otherwise, please mark your calendars if you plan to join us and reblog to spread the word!

ON APRIL 4TH, HANNIBAL TURNS 5!!!! CELEBRATE WITH US!

the-winnowing-wind:

 THE FIRST EPISODE OF HANNIBAL AIRED ON APRIL 4TH, 2013!!!! AND SINCE OUR SHOW IS TURNING 5, IT IS ONLY FITTING WE CELEBRATE OUR LOVE AND EXCITEMENT!!!!! THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE THAT IS FANNIBALS!!!  

Last year we baked cakes, and this year, we’re making greetings cards!

To participate, make a card from you WISHING HANNIBAL A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! HOWEVER CREATIVE AND DETAILED YOU WANT TO GET IS UP TO YOU!!!!! After you’ve made it, share with all of us on April 4th, and post it on twitter or tumblr using the tag #happybirthdayhVnnibal!!!! 

TO SWEETEN THE POT @idontfindyouthatinteresting AND I ARE OFFERING BIRTHDAY GIFTS!!!!! Whoever shares their cards will be randomly entered to win either:

A Flower Crown Commission from @idontfindyouthatinteresting! (Worth £40, no glittery roses please!)

Or a Hannibal Lecter Business Card Signed by Don Mancini! Hannibal writer and Hannigram extraordinaire!

LET US KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS!!! 

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(AMAZING GRAPHIC BY @idontfindyouthatinteresting)

slashyrogue:

Hippity Hoppity

“That is NOT an Easter egg.”

Adam looked at the egg in his hand. He’d drawn pink hearts on it after a white background and put red sparkles. “It’s pastel and it’s decorated. I was unaware there were rules.”

Red is for YOUR holiday. If these are going into a basket they should be my colors.”

“There’s pink.”

“No it must be started over.”

Adam magicked the egg purple and deliberately added red sparkles. “Better?”

Elias glared and his ears twitched. “You did that on purpose.”

He set the egg in Elias’s basket and the rest of the eggs turned the exact same design.

“Oops.”

“Leave! I don’t want you to interfere with my holiday anymore. This was a bad decision based on my libido and I need you to go!”

Adam rolled his eyes. “Your libido ready for the sex we have actively NOT indulged in again after over a month? You mean that libido?”

Elias’s ears and face turned a lovely shade of pink. “I didn’t want to rush into things.”

“We did it for almost twenty four hours the first time. I don’t know what I’ve done to make you afraid to have sex again but my dick is going to shrivel up and fall off if I don’t have sex soon.”

“I…”

“Are you the Easter Bunny?”

They both turned to see a little girl staring at them. Elias turned back and glared at him.

“NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!”

Adam snapped his fingers and reset the girl into her bed. “I’ve fixed it. Can you just tell me why you’re not….is it some sort of bunny sex hibernation?”

Elias stood up and pointed to a couch where all the decor appeared along with their finished basket. He stomped off and magicked himself outside.

Adam deliberately made several of the eggs pink and red with hearts before he followed.

“Are you going to tell me?”

“I’ve heard from Uncle Sam that you get bored easily in sex relationships,” Elias mumbled, “I’ve been reading a lot of new ways to have sex in order to…make it exciting.”

Adam smiled and took Elias’s hand. Their string was stark red between them. “I don’t want anyone but you. Boring sex or not.”

Elias blinked. “Oh.”

“And Uncle Sam is shit in bed. He couldn’t even make me cum.”

Elias’s ears twitched and his foot thumped.

“You had many orgasms with me.”

“Yes, Bunny. More than anyone. Now can we move onto the next house and finish this already? I’m desperate for a good fuck.”

Elias grabbed him tight and they blinked out of the front sidewalk though appeared in his own home instead. “I don’t need to go to the houses anymore. I can do it all at home but I’ve never had anything else to do on Easter but go around decorating eggs and giving gifts.”

Adam licked his lips and blinked.

His entire body was now decorated like one of Elias’s eggs. All pastel and no red.

“You can give me a gift and decorate my ass with your…sparkles.”

Elias’s cock was hard between them.

“I love you.”

Adam grinned.

“I love you too, Bunny. Now let’s have some real Easter fun.”

slashyrogue:

a gift for @desperatelyseekingcannibals  

Happy almost Easter! 


They looked at eleven different places in two months before Adam finally agreed to one, a large place just so perfectly close to his job he couldn’t say no.

Nigel got an odd feeling when they first saw the place, the leftover scent of another predator raised his protective flags and he walked obscenely close to his mate throughout the showing.

Adam held his hand and placed the other on his belly, his interest peaked but still wary.

“You couldn’t air the place out?” Nigel growled.

The poor beta realtor’s eyes widened at his growl.

“I’m sorry, I thought I had.”

Adam frowned. “It’s going to take an exuberant amount of time and effort to get the scent out for anyone to be comfortable enough to want to raise children here. I hope you realize that.”

“I’m sorry, I–”

And that was how they got the price lowered for a quick move where they easily drowned out the scent in a few days thanks to Adam’s growing need for sex.

Nigel could barely wake up and his bunny was on him, riding him awake and often to sleep. He was so tired after a few days that Darko started making him come in late just cuz he felt sorry for him.

“You don’t feel sorry, liar. You’re fucking jealous.”

Darko glared. “Since Cella finally tossed me out, I haven’t had a decent fuck in months. Stop complaining you have too much!”

Nigel laughed and stuck out his tongue. “Don’t you wish Adam knew more bunnies?”

Adam knew exactly one and that asshole wasn’t coming anywhere near Darko or even close to his type. Still as days turned into a week Nigel thought about how Adam would have to go through all this shit with only him, a wolf as clueless about bunnies as there ever was.

His territorial nature made it an odd combination to deal with, wanting Adam to have a bunny friend but also have no friends at all. He was so caught up that first week that when he got off on the wrong floor in the elevator he didn’t even notice.

The quick turn to theirs seemed the same and just as he noted the numbers were all wrong  Nigel took a short sniff.

Bunny.

He smelled a Bunny.

Nigel took another sniff and was confused, the scent so close to Adam’s that when he heard a growl he growled in return.

A predator was inside and he could hear the bunny’s heartbeat speed up in reaction. He knocked on the door and his intensity increased the longer it went unanswered.

Nigel heard a yelp and was about to kick the door in when it opened.

“Who the hell are you?”

A bunny stood there entirely naked except for a pair of socks on his feet.

The bunny looked so much like Adam that if he hadn’t known his mate was months pregnant he may have mistaken them.

“I heard noises and I–”

The door opened further and there was his predator, the man’s scarred eye immediately noticeable as was his sneer.

“I’m certain you hear noises all the time and as we’ve never seen you before today you obviously are not used to our dynamic which–”

Nigel growled. “I’m mated to a bunny, asshole. It doesn’t matter to me who you fuck.”

The bunny blinked, stepped up closer to him and sniffed. “Your mate smells–”

The predator yanked him back before he got too close. “Adam, leave us and go start the water.”

Nigel laughed. “Adam?”

The bunny glared. “Yes, my name is Adam. You have some sort of problem with that, wolf?”

Nigel was just about to speak when his phone rang. He answered fast.

“Hello, Bunny.”

Adam sounded disgruntled.

“The pizza is here and I don’t want to answer the door. Did you get the pickles?”

Nigel cursed. “No, darling. I…seem to have stumbled into something. I think you need to come down.”

“Nigel, I’m tired and–”

“I think I found your twin or something? He looks and smells an awful lot like you.”

The other Adam’s eyes widened as his partner pulled him in close.

“I don’t have a brother and I really don’t–”

Nigel was surprised when New Adam grabbed for his phone and spoke into it.

“Who is this?”

He watched this new bunny’s body immediately relax and his next words were whispered.

“Hello Adam.”

Continued at: 

No Bunny But You

Hippity Hoppity

“That is NOT an Easter egg.”

Adam looked at the egg in his hand. He’d drawn pink hearts on it after a white background and put red sparkles. “It’s pastel and it’s decorated. I was unaware there were rules.”

Red is for YOUR holiday. If these are going into a basket they should be my colors.”

“There’s pink.”

“No it must be started over.”

Adam magicked the egg purple and deliberately added red sparkles. “Better?”

Elias glared and his ears twitched. “You did that on purpose.”

He set the egg in Elias’s basket and the rest of the eggs turned the exact same design.

“Oops.”

“Leave! I don’t want you to interfere with my holiday anymore. This was a bad decision based on my libido and I need you to go!”

Adam rolled his eyes. “Your libido ready for the sex we have actively NOT indulged in again after over a month? You mean that libido?”

Elias’s ears and face turned a lovely shade of pink. “I didn’t want to rush into things.”

“We did it for almost twenty four hours the first time. I don’t know what I’ve done to make you afraid to have sex again but my dick is going to shrivel up and fall off if I don’t have sex soon.”

“I…”

“Are you the Easter Bunny?”

They both turned to see a little girl staring at them. Elias turned back and glared at him.

“NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!”

Adam snapped his fingers and reset the girl into her bed. “I’ve fixed it. Can you just tell me why you’re not….is it some sort of bunny sex hibernation?”

Elias stood up and pointed to a couch where all the decor appeared along with their finished basket. He stomped off and magicked himself outside.

Adam deliberately made several of the eggs pink and red with hearts before he followed.

“Are you going to tell me?”

“I’ve heard from Uncle Sam that you get bored easily in sex relationships,” Elias mumbled, “I’ve been reading a lot of new ways to have sex in order to…make it exciting.”

Adam smiled and took Elias’s hand. Their string was stark red between them. “I don’t want anyone but you. Boring sex or not.”

Elias blinked. “Oh.”

“And Uncle Sam is shit in bed. He couldn’t even make me cum.”

Elias’s ears twitched and his foot thumped.

“You had many orgasms with me.”

“Yes, Bunny. More than anyone. Now can we move onto the next house and finish this already? I’m desperate for a good fuck.”

Elias grabbed him tight and they blinked out of the front sidewalk though appeared in his own home instead. “I don’t need to go to the houses anymore. I can do it all at home but I’ve never had anything else to do on Easter but go around decorating eggs and giving gifts.”

Adam licked his lips and blinked.

His entire body was now decorated like one of Elias’s eggs. All pastel and no red.

“You can give me a gift and decorate my ass with your…sparkles.”

Elias’s cock was hard between them.

“I love you.”

Adam grinned.

“I love you too, Bunny. Now let’s have some real Easter fun.”

slashyrogue:

That moment when you write an Easter fic for a series only to realize you wrote yourself into a timeline and it can’t be Easter again already or baby bunnywolves would be here.

Bunnies Hate Easter is now on Patreon because I’m an idiot who doesn’t pay attention sometimes. lol. 

slashyrogue:

a gift for @desperatelyseekingcannibals  

Happy almost Easter! 


They looked at eleven different places in two months before Adam finally agreed to one, a large place just so perfectly close to his job he couldn’t say no.

Nigel got an odd feeling when they first saw the place, the leftover scent of another predator raised his protective flags and he walked obscenely close to his mate throughout the showing.

Adam held his hand and placed the other on his belly, his interest peaked but still wary.

“You couldn’t air the place out?” Nigel growled.

The poor beta realtor’s eyes widened at his growl.

“I’m sorry, I thought I had.”

Adam frowned. “It’s going to take an exuberant amount of time and effort to get the scent out for anyone to be comfortable enough to want to raise children here. I hope you realize that.”

“I’m sorry, I–”

And that was how they got the price lowered for a quick move where they easily drowned out the scent in a few days thanks to Adam’s growing need for sex.

Nigel could barely wake up and his bunny was on him, riding him awake and often to sleep. He was so tired after a few days that Darko started making him come in late just cuz he felt sorry for him.

“You don’t feel sorry, liar. You’re fucking jealous.”

Darko glared. “Since Cella finally tossed me out, I haven’t had a decent fuck in months. Stop complaining you have too much!”

Nigel laughed and stuck out his tongue. “Don’t you wish Adam knew more bunnies?”

Adam knew exactly one and that asshole wasn’t coming anywhere near Darko or even close to his type. Still as days turned into a week Nigel thought about how Adam would have to go through all this shit with only him, a wolf as clueless about bunnies as there ever was.

His territorial nature made it an odd combination to deal with, wanting Adam to have a bunny friend but also have no friends at all. He was so caught up that first week that when he got off on the wrong floor in the elevator he didn’t even notice.

The quick turn to theirs seemed the same and just as he noted the numbers were all wrong  Nigel took a short sniff.

Bunny.

He smelled a Bunny.

Nigel took another sniff and was confused, the scent so close to Adam’s that when he heard a growl he growled in return.

A predator was inside and he could hear the bunny’s heartbeat speed up in reaction. He knocked on the door and his intensity increased the longer it went unanswered.

Nigel heard a yelp and was about to kick the door in when it opened.

“Who the hell are you?”

A bunny stood there entirely naked except for a pair of socks on his feet.

The bunny looked so much like Adam that if he hadn’t known his mate was months pregnant he may have mistaken them.

“I heard noises and I–”

The door opened further and there was his predator, the man’s scarred eye immediately noticeable as was his sneer.

“I’m certain you hear noises all the time and as we’ve never seen you before today you obviously are not used to our dynamic which–”

Nigel growled. “I’m mated to a bunny, asshole. It doesn’t matter to me who you fuck.”

The bunny blinked, stepped up closer to him and sniffed. “Your mate smells–”

The predator yanked him back before he got too close. “Adam, leave us and go start the water.”

Nigel laughed. “Adam?”

The bunny glared. “Yes, my name is Adam. You have some sort of problem with that, wolf?”

Nigel was just about to speak when his phone rang. He answered fast.

“Hello, Bunny.”

Adam sounded disgruntled.

“The pizza is here and I don’t want to answer the door. Did you get the pickles?”

Nigel cursed. “No, darling. I…seem to have stumbled into something. I think you need to come down.”

“Nigel, I’m tired and–”

“I think I found your twin or something? He looks and smells an awful lot like you.”

The other Adam’s eyes widened as his partner pulled him in close.

“I don’t have a brother and I really don’t–”

Nigel was surprised when New Adam grabbed for his phone and spoke into it.

“Who is this?”

He watched this new bunny’s body immediately relax and his next words were whispered.

“Hello Adam.”

Continued at: 

No Bunny But You