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tumblgang:

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westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her


^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

Nope

Gonna reblog now before it’s too late

😐😐😐😐

Can’t risk it.

hannigramprompts:

There is an old saying that goes, “Be careful what you wish for.”

Adam Towers runs an online blog called, ‘The Bite Stuff’ that talks about the injustice of the vampire elite versus the human population but does it anonymously.

He searches for things that can humiliate certain vampires, some quite easy to find dirt on but others not so much especially not LeChiffre.

Adam finds a bit of dirt on the high ranking LeChiffre family quite by accident and is just about to post it when he’s attacked in his home, dragged away and thrown right into the man in question’s clutches.

He soon finds himself learning more than ever before about what goes on inside the mind of a vampire, and tries to keep LeChiffre’s attention because as many before him have known: If he gets bored, he gets very hungry.