over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid
the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess
the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up
Me: I wrote a thing!
Friend: Neat, can I read it?
My brain: No read! Only praise!!
“You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts.”
— Philip Arnold
incorrecthanniballecterquotes:
Hannibal: I’m Hannibal, by the way.
Garret Jacob Hobbs: The Minnesota Shrike.
Hannibal: Oh, we’re using our made-up names. Um… I’m The Chesapeake Ripper, then.
Astronomical Odds – xzombiexkittenx – Hannibal (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Fandom: Hannibal
Pairing: Will/Hannibal
Rating: M
Tags: Serial Killer Will Graham, Pre-season 1 AU, hitchhiking
Summary: Based on the joke: Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said, “Thanks! how do you know I’m not a serial killer though?” I replied, “The chances of two serial killers being in the same car are astronomical.”
Astronomical Odds – xzombiexkittenx – Hannibal (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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[Drawing of a cat wearing sunglasses next to a caption that says “I’m way too awesome to waste my time trying to get the attention of someone who doesn’t want me. I’m amazing and plenty of people will want me.”]
Creating a Day Worth Living
1. Get up early
2. Develop an attitude of gratitude
3. Invest in what matters
4. Have fun
5. Do something for others
6. Get out in the sun
7. Exercise – at least a little
8. Try something new
9. Don’t be afraid to take chances
10. Look for the humor in life.

