biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

cute-optimistic-misanthrope:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i want a horror movie where instead of screaming in fear the main character is constantly cursing like THIS IS BULLSHIT and WHAT FUCKERY IS THIS, and screaming for help like WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE, GET YOUR USELESS ASSES OVER HERE AND HELP ME THIS FUCKER HAS A CHAINSAW

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Can I be the serial killer.

*chasing after victim*

*stubs toe*

“JesUS FUCK WHY THE HELL IS THAT COFFEE TABLE THERE YOU DESERVE THIS FUCKER”

A SERIAL KILLER WHO CRITICIZES YOUR TASTE IN INTERIOR DECORATING BEFORE THEY KILL YOU