kingsman 3 opens up with harry waking up from his coma that he’s been in since the first film and going on about the weird reality his damaged brain created, while eggsy holds his hand, roxy leaning on the doorway and merlin shaking his head with an amused smile on his face.
“you married a princess.”
“that’s bonkers, harry.”
“and you blew up while singing some american song…”
“as if i’d really do something that stupid, harry. honestly.”
“what about me, galahad?”
“oh, you blew up too. along with j.b. and the rest of kingsman.”
“yeah, that all sounds really ridiculous.”
“am i still missing an eye?”
“that, my dear friend, is the only thing real from your strange fantasy.”
We had so much fun for last July’s SummertimeSlick that we wanted to do it all over again. But to keep it fresh, we’ve decided this year to do something a little more interactive!
SummertimeSlick Bingo!
1st – 31st July 2018
We are super excited to be hosting this fun new fest.
Take a look at our prompt bingo card (text version beneath the cut), read the rules below and get posting from 1st – 31st July!
Bingo challenge!
Easy: Just do as few or many as the prompts you want with whatever pairing you wish
Medium: Generate random number from 1 – 20 and then do that prompt fill / OR / choose a prompt and use the random pairing generator and write it for whichever pairing comes up!
Hard: Generate random number from 1 – 20 and then do that prompt fill / AND / choose a prompt and use the random pairing generator and write it for them
You can add your fic to our AO3 Collection – HERE – from 1st July.
When posting on tumblr, please @hannigram-a-b-o-library so we don’t miss you and use the hashtag #SummertimeSlick
If you’re writing a rare pair, don’t forget to also tag our friends over at @hannibal-extended-universe for them to reblog too!
Rules
We accept all media – tag your fics, art, gifs, vids, playlists, headcanons, fic recs of older fics that fit the themes and any other imaginings and creations #SummertimeSlick and we will reblog!
Important Note! As long as there is an A/B/O element, we welcome: all Hannibal and Hannibal Extended Universe pairings, any AUs thereof, and all dynamic combinations.
Supercarrier: fandom flagship. Everybody and their dog ships it. The fandom is glutted with artwork and fic. You cannot escape this ship.
Dreadnought: massively popular. Nearly everybody ships it. You can, with dedication, in theory, reach the end of the AO3 archive for the ship’s tag, but it’ll take a long time.
Cruiser: pretty popular ship. Not everyone ships it, but everyone knows about it. Has a good amount of fic/art, and probably multiple ask blogs.
Frigate: just plain popular. Feels like it could use more fanworks. New people to the fandom might not know about it, but they’ll stumble across it sooner rather than later.
Gunboat: bit of a rarepair. It might have an ask blog or two. A couple big name fans ship it. Probably only takes a few weeks to get through the entire AO3 backlog, and one new fic gets added during that time.
Tugboat: rarepair. Almost never seen except as a side pairing to a more popular ship. You can usually get through everything on AO3 in a matter of days. You’ve forgotten what it is to be picky about what you read.
Rowboat: less than a dozen people ship it. You all know each other. You exist in an endless cycle of the same five people desperately producing art and fic and one person who constantly contributes headcanons.
Canoe: you are one of maybe three people who ship it, and there’s a not-insignificant chance you’ve never encountered those other two hypothetical shippers. You spend your days paddling furiously in hopes of keeping the ship afloat, dreaming of the day you upgrade to a rowboat so you can finally rest.
Submarine: Quite a few people ship it, but nobody wants to admit to shipping it. Will randomly appear and throw the other ships into confusion.
Pontoon: that random crossover ship with that one black dress character/trope/fandom everyone will ship with everything else. Has the potential to turn into a massive party until someone gets sick and everyone goes home.
Pedalo: That iconic bizarre crackship whose proponents claim they’re only into it ironically, but secretly they’re all dead serious.
Paging @amythe3lder for the pool noodle definition.
Barge: Not quite seaworthy, but buoyant in both the literal and figurative senses. Someone is always merrily drunktweeting about it at 11pm on Saturday night and then wistfully sobertweeting about it 4 hours later from their kitchen floor. The kind of ship that generates more playlists than fic. Artfully covered in trash and dirty laundry.
Raft: There’s two-to-four people who Ship It Hard and a few others who grab onto the side for safety when there’s drama on their usual flagship.
Barrel: There’s orphaned fic of it. There’s unsigned art of it. There’s headcanon asks on anon. Someone must ship it, but no one knows why or who they are. Your friend got a glimpse once before they ducked back down.
Pool Noodle: It’s just you, kicking your feet. You named the ship and wrote it on your noodle with a big sharpie. You tell people about it and are met with confused blinking. Most of the fics in the tag were either written by you or for you. You are caught between wanting to shout about how lovely life is on this floating scrap of whimsy and fearing that your noodle can’t bear much weight. Or worse, that someone will come over and dunk you, take your noodle and fwhap you on the head with it.
Point of order. Barrel and Submarine ships are clearly the same type of ship from a different perspective.
when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’
you were possessed
find the spirit that possessed you and visit their grave you jackass
I just had a conversation about signature events in my fics that I almost always do. We came to the conclusion for the following pairings:
Hannigram: Sex, Marriage Proposals, Showers, Pillow Talk, Moaning During Dinners, Blushing, Misunderstandings, First Kisses, Murders, Dancing
Spacedogs: Sex, Misunderstandings, Phone Calls, Gifts, and Love Confessions
Basic Chickens: Sex, Fights, Misunderstandings, Crying, Surprise Love Confessions.
Royale Instinct: Flirting, Angry Love Confessions, Breakups, Sex, Dancing
I’m curious if anyone else notices a trend in their fics!
A demon possessed someone to try and ruin their life, but their life was already ruined. Now they’re keeping the demon in their body so they have someone to talk to. After a few weeks the demon starts to be helpful and get this human a job.
“not all men” you’re right, will graham would never
If there was one thing Will knew about Hannibal Lecter was that he didn’t do anything by halves.
Their life after the fall was mostly a sedate one, calm and secluded from civilization while the hunt died down. Will rediscovered a love of books that Hannibal encouraged which made for lively discussion at the dinner table.
Books really were the only thing that they safely discussed for that first year while he saw Hannibal fight to hold in other urges.
They didn’t talk about them.
Will almost clammed up when it seemed like the perfect time and he saw Hannibal’s disappointment but there was never deliberate coaxing or forceful intrusion into thoughts he didn’t freely give.
Hannibal couldn’t shower Will with the attention he wanted so Will let him do it in other ways: cooking, books, and clothes. They enjoyed their time together as banal it seemed.
Then one morning Will woke to find a dog in his bed.
Her collar said Encephalitis but he ended up calling her Cephie.
Cephie was another way to be close without going too far and Will found himself basking in their shared love of her. He even went so far as to curl up on the couch beside Hannibal while they read with Cephie in between.
Their friendly strained looks became more open and three hundred and thirty seven days into their new life Will thought perhaps he was ready for that talk.
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