Hannibal: I never understood why people cared so much about their boyfriends until I got a boyfriend myself.
Hannibal: *picks up Will*
Hannibal: I’ve only known him for two days.
Hannibal: But if anything ever happened to him, I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Tag: lol
Posted a s4 fic to my patreon.
Major update to our search engine coming soon! | Archive of Our Own
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oh, sure, give me exclusions now after i’ve already given up and developed like twelve new kinks out of sheer self defense at being unable to exclude them from my searches.
Major update to our search engine coming soon! | Archive of Our Own
using microsoft word
*moves an image a mm to the left*
all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.
When someone sends you an anon ask but you can still tell who it is.
squad
Ok but … seriously this is the new rule for 2018 and beyond.
poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming
it was pneumonia.
yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.
he shot her point blank
This was like reading a Lemony Snicketts book.
Mostly reblogs and random words 