Dear NSA agent tracking my internet history,
So like what’s your favorite fanfic?
Tag: lol
Happy National Coffee Day! Do what you gotta do.
One film critic: “Rogue One was just $200 million spent on filling in a plot hole.” Me: “Well, yeah, but it was a plot hole that needed answering, in fairness. Everyone has wondered for decades why the Death Star had such a fatal design flaw in the first place.”
Answer: Because architect Hannibal Lecter was out to get those space nazi mother fuckers and was sabotaging them from the start.
That was perfect.
It’s not just the plot hole of the flaw, “reactors need vents” would have answered that, but it explains why the first Death Star took like 20 years to build even though we saw it was half built at the end of ROTS then but the second Death Star took like 2 years.
It was because Hideo Kojimas Best Friend was fucking ruining their shit the first time, ordering the wrong screws, tripping over cables, spilling coffee on computers, accidentally hitting key engineers on he head with a 2-by-4 anything to delay the space nazis planet fucker.
Galen was the most brilliantly half-assed employee ever.
Wednesday Wisdom
Posted a sneak peek of the as yet not titled “Children of the Corn” Hannigram AU that I’m working on alongside @shoegazerx to my Patreon $6 tier. Wish I could share the art with you too it’s gorgeous!
notice me will
latest fandom cross stitch.
Reblog if you’re old enough to get this
Laughter. Horrified laughter.
oh god you still haunt my dreams
That should not be as funny as it is.
Oh my goodness, I had erased this from my mind. I want my selective memory back!
omg
i don’t have a fetish for fish men i have a fetish for sweet, kind, and sad men and if they happen to be mostly fish then that’s just part of the deal
vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?
other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it
Mostly reblogs and random words 