avegetariancannibal:

You’re on vacation in Copenhagen. You walk into a pub for a drink and look around for a place to sit. The only open place is a sofa in the corner, but it is piled high with people’s coats and jackets. You sit down anyway. The pile of coats and jackets says hello. It is actually Mads Mikkelsen.

iseemtobedead:

draculuara:

imagine having sex in the sewers with pennywise but u gotta be careful in case someone hears and u hear footsteps so he stops but he cant help himself so he just goes IN and his fat clown nuts honk as they go in ur ass

Satan looked at this post and cracked his knuckles and said, “Well, looks like it’s time to start working on building another special place in Hell…”