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Tag: mads mikkelsen
existingcharactersdiehorribly:
can we discuss how weirdly mads mikkelsen holds this wine glass
His fingertips were covered in flour!
No way Hannibal is
- leaving gross flour fingerprints all over his glass
- not having a self congratulatory sip of wine over how artfully he dredged that human meat.
i want a horror movie where instead of screaming in fear the main character is constantly cursing like THIS IS BULLSHIT and WHAT FUCKERY IS THIS, and screaming for help like WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE, GET YOUR USELESS ASSES OVER HERE AND HELP ME THIS FUCKER HAS A CHAINSAW
@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Can I be the serial killer.
*chasing after victim*
*stubs toe*
“JesUS FUCK WHY THE HELL IS THAT COFFEE TABLE THERE YOU DESERVE THIS FUCKER”
A SERIAL KILLER WHO CRITICIZES YOUR TASTE IN INTERIOR DECORATING BEFORE THEY KILL YOU
“He’s a happy duckling and life is beautiful”
– Hannibal Lecter, according to Mads Mikkelsen
“How will you take your life back?”
“I’d like to resume my therapy.”
“Where shall we begin?”
How Hannibal S3 Misled Me
Alright so this story of shock and betrayal starts here. Specifically at this image:
I know what you’re thinking:
I thought the same but this image promises me 2 things: LEATHER & SCRUFF
I shall zoom in for emphasis
MIKKELSCRUFF™
so then I go and I watch the season but WAIT
WHERE IS THE SCRUFF, MADS? WHERE?
At this point you may ask, “Jordan, why do you care so much? Mads is still fine”
which is true BUT STILL
I
WANT
SCRUFFY
MADS
So, in conclusion, I was promised scruffy Mads so season 4 better have some damn scruffy Mads
<end of rant>
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