Tag: writing

Behold, the worst written line of all time:

le-artbunny:

piefacemcgee:

caedmonfaith:

dayofthedoodles:

caedmonfaith:

pirouetteintopurgatory:

therealfeedback:

iheartmoonlight:

negativereader:

Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.

-Stephenie Meyer New Moon

Excuse me but

“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.”

-EL James Fifty Shades of Gray

Fifty Shades is a treasure trove of terrible lines.

“I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the Communist Manifesto.”

“His erection springs free. Holy cow!”

“Holy crap! He’s wearing a white shirt.”

The fact it used to be Twilight fanfiction really comes through when you actually look up some of the text.

“His eyebrows widened”

– E.L. James; Fifty Shades of Grey

This post always makes me feel better about myself.

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I stopped my work day so I could make this stupid gif.

I nearly peed.

YOU ASSHOLE I ALMOPST CHOKED ON MY APPLE JUST NOW

If i ever have doubts about my writing… i just need to refer to this 🤣

Write. Write as if it’s next to breathing, with a certain fierceness- as if it’s the last thing that is supposed to be taken away from you. Write, with unrelenting passion that makes the reader fall in love and make love- with your words over and over. Because it’s a gift. Never let it fade away into nothingness and dust.

Rej Jaen (via wnq-writers)