gothiethefairy:

kingsman 3 opens up with harry waking up from his coma that he’s been in since the first film and going on about the weird reality his damaged brain created, while eggsy holds his hand, roxy leaning on the doorway and merlin shaking his head with an amused smile on his face.

“you married a princess.”

“that’s bonkers, harry.”

“and you blew up while singing some american song…”

“as if i’d really do something that stupid, harry. honestly.”

“what about me, galahad?”

“oh, you blew up too. along with j.b.  and the rest of kingsman.”

“yeah, that all sounds really ridiculous.”

“am i still missing an eye?”

“that, my dear friend, is the only thing real from your strange fantasy.”